Mad Doctor: Friends, friends, friends, I stand before you a changed man!
I've seen the error of my ways and now I've got a plan.
I'm not here to conquer Wasteland, I've tried all that before.
I'm here to repair the magic land I truly do adore!
And friends you must believe me, 'cause I'm not trying to sell ya.
But there's trouble in the gulch, big trouble, friends, I'm here to tell ya.
Help me, help you, what better time to start?
Help me, help you, find a hero with a heart.
Beware, beware on Mean Street, there's reason for your fear.
Strange and powerful creatures are at this moment heading here!
And I would have been here sooner, but it was just my luck.
As I was on my way to you, the earthquake surely struck!
Danger is closing in, so much we must avoid.
If we don't band together, Wasteland will be destroyed!
Help me, help you, there's a world I'm here to save.
Help me find someone, with a heart, so true and brave!
Help me, help you, that's what you've got to do!
We need to find a hero! Will it be you?
Oswald, it's you! You and me with heart and nerve!
Together, we'll be heroes! A second chance is what we all deserve!
- Suspiciously, the Mad Doctor keeps mentioning that he needs a hero with a Heart even though none of Wasteland's inhabitants have a Heart (the listeners likely took it as a metaphor, as in someone caring enough, and not actually meaning a real heart). This can be indicative that it was the Doc's plan was, from the very beginning, to lure Mickey in Wasteland (and some lines, like Help me find someone with a heart so true and brave, take a full new meaning).
- There is an unlockable pin commemorating this song available.