Mad Doctor: Welcome, boys and girls.
To the wonderful world of evil.
Today, I have a tragic tale for you.
You know I fell into the Gulch and planned to take revenge on Wasteland.
Yes take revenge.
That's what I planned to do.
I needed an army,
So I created Blotworx.
Blotworx; part Beetleworx, part Spatter.
But they were unpredictable,
And had to be cast out.
I had to stop again with that entire matter.
My toon parts were interfering with my animatronics.
That's bad right from the start.
I needed a way to become a toon again
Because I was falling apart!
After the break,
There's lots of fun in store.
We'll talk about my plans to become a toon again and more
On 'The Mad Doctor's Wonderful World of Evil!'